Saturday, April 18, 2015

Review: Fashionably Dead in Diapers by Robyn Peterman

Publication Date: 2/17/2015
Series: Hot Damned #4
Rating: 5 Stars

Official Blurb:

And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard…That’s nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren’t any books on raising True Immortals so let me give you a few tips…
~Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and thirty-one seconds. You’re welcome.
~Parenting books are useless if you're not human. If your child is half Vampyre/ half Demon I would suggest not using parenting books at all--they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me on this.
~Have sex.
~When your child tells you he has an imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Often times your child isn't imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this fictional buddy it's probably a Troll. Do a thorough search of your home and kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless. However, it's wise not to take chances.
~Have sex again.
~When in large crowds, make sure you hold tight to your child's hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is terrifying. If you're truly paranoid a parent could consider putting a chip in their child. If you do this don't discuss it at dinner parties. People will think you are weird.
~At least cuddle.
~Playing with dolls is fun. Being one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it immediately. Many children wish for things that are very difficult to being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz. There are many people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist.
~Find a closet and go to town.

This series just keeps getting better!!!! Fashionably Dead in Diapers gives us the story of the latest addition to the True Immortal family. Astrid and Ethan’s son Samuel’s powers are off the charts. He’s just as funny as his mom and dad. He’s so much more than what his parent’s ever expected him to be.  When he’s kidnapped by an evil ass fairy, Astrid, Ethan, and company go on an adventure in fairy land to retrieve their son. Their journey is full of twists and turns, laughter, and tears, which is why this series continues to become one of my favorites.

There’s nothing that I can do or say that would justify or explain my love for this series, book, or author. Peterman has a special gift for writing hilarious engaging stories and bringing almost a human side to some pretty important characters in our lives. Even as it storms and rains, Peterman’s idea surrounding Gigi or Mother Nature comes to mind. Robyn has left a series mark on my literary soul with her Hot Damned Series. I can only hope there are more books on the horizon!! 

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